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[Serious] How the fuck do you jack off to porn on lemmy? (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com

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I still log in to the internet via web browser on a desktop computer for all my internet stuff like the cavemen did in 2006. The lemmy interface is ok but it sucks for porn. Is there not a "big picture" or "tile" mode to switch it into? I need to be able to see the content and scroll using only 1 hand.

Also why do more and more women come without a penis these days? Fucking republicans are destroying my faps.

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[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would try one of the lemmy apps maybe like Summit or Voyager which allows you to swipe to next post.

As for women not coming with penises anymore? That's weird. I'm a woman, and I have 3 dicks. Not sure what's going on

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

You must be in the penis upper class.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm using Jerboa to scroll Lemmy... I can use the phone in one hand and crank it with the other pretty effectively.