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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by quantenzitrone@lemmings.world to c/christianity@lemmy.ca

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had me in the first half, OP

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fr LMFAO

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How many goats are we talking about here?

Also, can she take care of a stable?

[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Must have strong back and wide hips!

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord. Leviticus 19:28

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well I guess then she is only useful to calm down the wicked citizens of Sodom.

"Look, I have two daughters who have not known a man; let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please" - Genesis 19

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

[–] patxi@mastodon.world 2 points 1 week ago

Invidious instances are down right now, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Don't forget to marry your brother's widow.