Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!
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He says what we're all thinking!
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager!
Fuck you, Shelbyville!
Just yesterday I made lemon squares from scratch for the first time and was surprised how the recipe called for 2 tablespoons of lemon zest. So now I'm eating the skin, sort of
The skin is the best part!
Make beef stew.