And the steve supposedly provides protection from zombies... who only spawn when the steve is there... hmmm
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Zombies are right-wing. Golems are antifa
It isn't a dictator of the Golem, the Golem is the enforcement class, in this essay I will
Saying that Minecraft villages are under the dictatorship of the golem is stupid. The Iron Golem and the villagers share the same class interests.
minecraft is settler colonialist fantasy. a wide world, mostly empty, with the few people in it easily subjugated and exploited.
it also has the individualist brainworms. a single plucky individual building up an entire civilization single-handedly.
There is no civilization in Minecraft
you can smelt iron
And make pottery... Yeah. But can you call it society if you've only known hermitcraft?
civilization is treats and nothing but the treats, society doesnt exist, wake up sheeple!
If society isn't real, then how come we live in one? Checkmate jonkler deniers!
you best start believing in societies, miss turner. you're in one!
Villagers aren’t slaves because Minecraft leashes don’t work on them.
I'm really glad to have read this sentence today.
Me putting villagers into a boat and pulling the boat with a leash: "it's not slavery it's unpaid labor"
It's just an internship