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Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and Comics

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[–] keegomatic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Celibacy” isn’t a command. It’s… a noun. It doesn’t work.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

In that case, I'll use Power Word: Kick to the Nuts

[–] seat6@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Command has a range of 60ft not 5ft

[–] RexWrexWrecks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Why let facts get in the way of a joke?

Isn't it more important that it only lasts 1 round?

[–] poweruser 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But it can only target humanoids

[–] seat6@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It can target any creature. They just need to be able to understand you; and not be undead. So a dragon is a fine target

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Celibacy on the bard is not something they can understand though

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is this a Shrek Donkey joke?

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

atop its* hoard