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I swear it on my father's sardines (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 month ago

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A penguin's oath: "These unprovoked and harmful tariffs imposed on us by a hostile government will not go unanswered. I swear it on my father's sardines!"

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

By my father's sardines, this dog shall not hunt!

[–] SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

By my father's sardines, what a savings

[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I loved Galaxy Quest.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I still do, but I used to as well.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

my kids found them

I'm picturing a man staring into a shipping container filled to the brim with sardines, and saying, "they must never know"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

How many do you have to buy to get a bulk discount?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

By Vectron's knees, let's break out the shabbly!