this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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[–] Garyu@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago
[–] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Presidential. /s

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Oh, to have both the realization that everybody is a complete moron, and the urge to punch them because of it...

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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Captain Steven Rodgers.

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

That's just Richard Feynman.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i started balding at 20 so it could very well be me

[–] beto@lemmy.studio 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're halfway there, you just need to get smarter now!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 5 days ago

i don't think i could possibly be smarter than i already am.

...the scale goes 0-100, right

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Apparently Plato got his name because his chest was like plate armor.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A very smart and inpatient person who is on roids

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

For about a month every day, he drank 500grams of protein powder, mixed with meth and cocaine - power lifted every day .... literally saw the face of God for a moment and could understand space and time ... then suffered a massive heart attack and died.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Zardoz was a documentary.

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