this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's just something satisfying with the cadence and repetition of the headline, in a "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" kind of way.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Works for me too, but I argue against bullshit mantras

Sorry forgot to add my lack of empathy for

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd say he should use end to end encrypted communication, but my advice is probably lost on the data moloch.

[–] SattaRIP@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Data moloch is my new favorite term.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I already wasn't going to