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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 134 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Just your average 4chan user.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 123 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude wrote that fucking well

[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 109 points 2 years ago

Honestly, you just know this is someone with actual grammar skills pretending to write all broken-English like, it hits that creepy vibe right on the head. Like it's not obviously fake like some people who write crazy off the walls shit as bait; this gives off just the right amount of a lack of self-awareness that gives it an air of legitimacy. 10/10, props to OP.

[–] Designate6361@lemmy.ml 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it started bad and then found a way to get worse ....

[–] torknorggren@lemm.ee 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was some good foreshadowing about the hair early on. Solid post 👌

[–] Tedrow@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

They never know, you can take lots.

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Next season on mindhunter!

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

It doesn't matter what they focus on, if they release a new mindhunter season I will watch the shit out of it

[–] victron@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Salting the wound, huh?

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Quite the Gollum vibe going on here

[–] Jumper775@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] huginn@feddit.it 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Astute observation and very insightful observation.

Care to donate some hair? It's to a good cause.

[–] stringere@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Tedrow@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He said it so it has to be true.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

…to himself, out loud.

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago
[–] FrasseFisk@feddit.nu 4 points 2 years ago

It's free hair!