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[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 86 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I swear bro the next capitalism actually works, bro trust me, bro without capitalism you wouldn't have iphones bro.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

bro i promise, with social democracy capitalism is equalitarian. yes bro i promise. bro, no more oppression! please don’t look at the global south

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago

bro capitalism is the best we've got, trust me bro despite its flaws it's the only one that works bro, bro just accept this as truth, bro don't question it bro.

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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love the iphone thing because they are literally all manufactured in the most successful socialist country still existing.

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, and the most capitalist part in them is the outrageous price tag and planned obsolescence. But yeah, keep talking about "muh technological development"

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget privatizing an IP that was only made possible through government funded research. Literally the only "innovation" jobs made was taking a bunch of existing tech and being like, "what if we made a media player that is also a phone with a touch screen"

And don't get me started on how much I fucking hate touch screens. Whoever decided all cash registers should be touch screen only and took away my 10-key is going to beg for me to kill them once I am done with them.

[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Stealing other peoples' work and selling it as your own for your profit, the sacred art of the capitalists (it just works!)

Yeah, I work as a bartender and have occasionally had to deal with register/payment terminal combos that are basically just Android based devices with a receipt printer. I hate them, because it's completely possible to swipe up and close the app, or double press the unlock button and open the camera, or accidentally input something and trying to undo anything without starting over is a pain 'cause the buttons are too small. And occasionally those things will just not work, and the battery drains real fast.

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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I’ve never come across anyone who calls themselves a “Stalinist.” Maybe that’s what some horseshoe theorists call Marxist-Leninists.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only people I call Stalinist are people who intentionally go about delaying or postponing things. They gotta quit stalin for time.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could say that but you could also say that they're biden their time

is-this Is this horseshoe theory?

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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 15 points 1 week ago

Lmao post this in dad jokes please

[–] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I must confess to have stealing this meme from elsewhere and didn't even notice that lol

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[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

The modern revisionists and reactionaries call us Stalinists, thinking that they insult us and, in fact, that is what they have in mind. But, on the contrary, they glorify us with this epithet; it is an honor for us to be Stalinists for while we maintain such a stand the enemy cannot and will never force us to our knees.

hoxha-turt

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 week ago (9 children)

The problem is that in order to unite the left it is necessary to agree to the ideological level, very difficult, to unite the right it needs just a briefcase of money.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

to unite the right, all you have to do is say "so, we all hate Black people and immigrants, right?"

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"so, we all hate capitalism, right?"

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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago

Money's got nothing on hate. Nothing unites the Right more than hate, every fascist ideology centres around hate for a certain group. Be it Jews, Palestinians, Chinese, or Hispanics.

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[–] 2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yet you participate in a society, curious, etc etc

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