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[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Lecherous traitor really heard all the fake shit lil' Kim lies about and thinks it'll work for him. Doesn't work for Kim, certainly doesn't work for the leaky orange asshole.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

One slathers on loads of make up. The other is 5 foot 4.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do these numbers mean?

[–] corvi@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Five feet four inches and six feet three inches. The point is they can’t both be right.

[–] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 2 points 1 month ago

Is she actually 5’4? Not sure if that number is a lie either

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eh, i will say, she's probably wearing heels. trump still isn't 6'3 though

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I agree with you. My guess is a 3" heel to put her at around 5'7". I think he's about 5'10" based on all the pictures of him with Bill Barr. I think he has two different lift heights depending on who he's meeting with. I honestly don't care about all of this that much, but I find it hilarious.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It was 224 pounds. He literally used the same height and weight as the current heavyweight boxing champion. Basically Jason Mamoa.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago