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[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The guy also put this crude drawing in the post. No , I don't know what this means.

stupid stick figures where a male one says I love my wife and a female one says I love my boyfriend. The guy next to her (different from the wife guy) has a sad troll face and is thinking of a water tank

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Theory - Husband thinks about wife. Wife thinks about boyfriend. Boyfriend thinks about blue plastic water drums. Such is life.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe it's a 55 gallon lube barrel?

[–] lessthanluigi 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

The best windshield wiper fluid in Finland!

[–] puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I DDG'ed "india husband wife blue drum" and found this. I believe this is what the drawing refers to.

Woman kills husband with lover's help, hides chopped up body in cement-filled drum

[–] parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I think I liked #lubelife better

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most overstretched "I don't use social media much but..."

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“It’s occurred to me to let the world know that men should not be with women who will murder them!” What a fucking idiot.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

"have these men tried not dying? It has worked for me thus far"

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

The algorithm really gives his history away here. Projection.

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago

I looked up the original post and it gets worse.

Ideally judiciary should change

What the heck does Judiciary have to do with girls? I think I have an inkling what he wants to say (Indian law in some cases favors the female sex more but that's because conditions forced lawmakers to come up with that way; in some rural areas the plight of females was quite bad and male dominance so much that law had to be slightly biased to provide everyone equality). In some cases, it leads to woman misusing the laws to their own ends (often seen in urban areas) and this guy wants to change the equations.

Eithercase, this is only what I think he might have had in mind because his statements make nothing clear at all. But then, I visited his company page even and the crypto currency laced language dongles my mind.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

lol a woman hater. I bet he cries about being lonely.