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[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She has some great New York boobs!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know it's some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I... I don't know! It's what the Queer Ancients have told me. I'm just a frail little homo, please don't hurt me. 🥺

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

don't worry I'm a femme i'm too pink and frilly to hurt things lol

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is terrifying to link to after what you just said

But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.

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[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets scrotebloat from his sister?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shapiro: “This is my seester.”

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[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago

Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 days ago

Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.

[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] loomy@lemy.lol 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Them titties are nice

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
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