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This is 100% accurate. Those gigglemug youth before the 2020s were too pigeon-livered to be dimber-damber.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

Yeah, nah. At least where I live, the 90s kid would be saying (in Portuguese) "Ô tio! Teu cu que vou pagar mico lendo aquela bagaça!". Or roughly "Hey boomer fr fr I'm not reading that skibidi, it's cringe shit".

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Fuck it, I'll take all the "riz", "no cap", "frfr" bullshit over ANY of the other slang of the last thirty years or so. At least it makes sense.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

"Cool," still cool after 90 years.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Based Ohio. That's what happened.

[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It's called the interwebs I think

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago
[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everyone under 25 should be killed. I hear you.

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the hell? skibidi toilet ain't rizz?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Look man, if Grants book didn't have awesome dino illustrations, I'm calling this kids bluff. Even I had a dino book at that age (bit older than this...kid...man? This movies old) I still only looked at the pictures

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