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[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Everything rhymes if you mispronounce it!

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Nothing more boring than a perfect rhyme...

[–] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah if i read it, the most of what he is saying doesn't rhyme in my head.

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We’ll surely avoid scurvy if all eat… an orange

[–] Blueshift@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Well… I guess the song is over then…

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Went to scuttle a few ships. Arrr, orange and hand was photoshopped in.

[–] Zanshi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Honestly the door hinge is the first one that comes to mind because of a stupid cartoon I watched as a kid, that tried to remake this rhyme in Polish.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I'm sure the lektor gave an outstanding performance

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've been staring at this picture for ten minutes but just can't understand the joke, so I've saved it to a folder marked "Business" for further research

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

LeAnn Rimes with an orange

LeAnn "Rimes with Orange"

LeAnn rhymes with orange

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Thank you. I never would have gotten that

I also really struggled with the old "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 4 days ago
[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That is the most perfectly round orange I have ever seen.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I didn't get it until I saw the comments, but she is a pretty lady.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Do you want an orange or ranch?