I love lightning bugs! Luckily I still see a lot of them in my backyard every year. Fewer than there used to be, but still a lot. I really hope they can be saved.
That's been turned against the critic. Some people view "criticizism" the same as nitpicking and complaining.
Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.
Man I wish i were good at puns because I love crows and seizing the man's of production but I'm drunk and I got bupkis sorry
Oh man there is (or was, I'm too lazy to check) a restaurant in Philly that had walls that were transparent when you were outside the bathroom but when you locked the door became opaque from the outside but were still transparent from the inside and it was WEIRD pissing in there. Paranoia to the max
I'm already married but can arrange a quickie divorce if you'll just
Dude I live in the Philly suburbs and there are so many Trump yard signs in my neighborhood, it's really depressing. Loads of Harris signs too, but there are way more trump signs than in years past. I don't get it.
I'm sure he's talking about giving police carte blanche to be as violent as they want for an hour. Which is obviously batshit. But it honestly makes me wonder...is he trying to lose this election?
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