this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So like.....is there a line? Do I take a number? Hows this work?

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, it really depends on whether he can do it parallel or in series.

[–] tensor_nightly69@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We'll need some sort of middle-out jerking compression.

[–] zabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

We do need to calculate in the girth factor, though

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I'm truly surprised this connection wasn't made as soon as "# of guys being jerked off" appeared.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I see two arms, so ¿why not both?

[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why pixelate this dudes face but not the other two clearly visible ones?

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because the others are only background and have nothing to do with the subject of this post.

But the person wearing this shirt is in this photo/in this post because he is wearing this shirt. And maybe he does not want to be connected to that forever.

[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But maybe the other two people will happily tell you who he is if you find and ask them.

So you would have protected that person better by also pixelating the other people.

They maybe don't even want to be seen on this picture on a public forum too.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Doubt they know eachother. This looks like an outside event style of seating. Probably complete strangers.

Most people don't care if they appear in the background of others' pictures.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe person with blurred out face is op and they think the shirt is hilarious but don't want their identity known.

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  • Arthur C. Clarke
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Grant doesn't have the stamina of his hero, Ty Mitchell.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Huh, looks more like a bear to me.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

This guy is truly a jack off all trades!

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

~~a hundred~~
96

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

would they count as one of the men?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What an absolutely perfect shirt for a community called "shirts that go hard".

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

He must have prehensile feet.