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I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.

EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.

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[–] FundMECFS@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

This is a game for them isn’t it. Pushing buttons on missile systems and drone controllers to try and take down the most buildings and get the most points…

The ICC should go into Israel and try Nethanyahu.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Remember to keep sending them your tax money. They're fighting terrorists. Totally...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Worst gender reveal party ever.

[–] elatedCatfish@lemm.ee -4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well was it a boy or a girl?

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

It was a piglet.

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