this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nothing. Maybe when I was a teenager trying to look edgy and impress my equally stupid friends I would do that, but as an adult… nothing.

[–] phanto@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

"The Lobsters are coming!" I once yelled that into the PA system at a grocery store. People were asking them when the Lobsters were going to arrive for weeks after. (Landlocked province, lobster is a treat.)

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Tap for spoilerFreshparsnip is a wanker

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

The intro to down with the sickness

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"We keep us safe."

But I'm usually surrounded by compatriots.