So I have a computer. Plugged into this computer I have a keyboard. A keyboard with an actual CAPS lock on it since I'm not a cave man or some kind of communist that thinks the shift key is better.
butt there's a problem. NO MATTER HOW HARD I PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON, ALL THE NUMBERS KEEP COMING OUT AS LOWER CASE. I EVEN HAVE CAPS LOCK ON RIGHT NOW WATCH THIS SHIT: 1234567890. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TYPE NUMBERS HIGHER THAN 9 IF CAPS LOCK NEVER WORKS ON THE NUMBER KEYS.
Shitty keyboards are a conspiracy by BIG ALPHABET to sell more books. Just let us capitalize our numbers already for FUCK sake. This isn't ancient Rome where everything is in Roman Numerals. WE INVENTED NUMBERS HIGHER THAN 9 A LONG TIME AGO.