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Doin' the Lord's work, son. 🤌🏼
How can the owner say that he's providing a safe and enriching environment for animals when he regularly allowed his brother to beat and antagonize a kangaroo for fun? I'm glad that kangaroo put an end to his bully.
What's more enriching for a kangaroo than regular sparring matches?
I once fought a kangaroo, it was in 1973. we had both been drinking quite a bit of Irish whiskey and the punk started to come at me. We took a few swings before a copper found us, and if one of them dames at the bar hadn't been egging us on I would have finished it. but you try to tell stories like this to kids today, they just don't believe you.
He ordered up some violent quiche, and the Killeroo dished it out
its like I always say, go to the zoo and pick a fight with a 'roo, brother that's on you.