this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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This guy's self-driving Cybertruck keeps trying to run over pedestrians, and he just keeps using it.

This technology is definitely ready for rollout for unsupervised Full Self-Driving in 2 weeks. No doubt...!

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So if I destroy a cybertruck is that self defense?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just keep a saltshaker handy in case one attacks you.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Bottle of salt water it is.

[–] ExtremeDullard 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow... It tells you how shitty Tesla's FSD is when other road users have to worry more about the car's driving rather than the driving of the inbreds this kind of vehicle traditionally attracts.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And this guy is an idiot for posting this online. If he hits a pedestrian now, they'll find these posts. Otherwise he could've claimed this never happened before and it's really Tesla's fault.

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 months ago

Not posting it online is ofc what musk would love. I appreciate this guy posting it.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Still love the ~~truck~~ pedestrian targeting full self driving!

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Given how invested they are in apologia, owners hearing that are liable to somehow take it to mean the thing's better at avoiding pedestrians because of said "targeting." I might start referring to it as "pedestrian execution mode" to drive the point home.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

We're all cyberfrucked

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

"I bought this cleaver box of a car and it yearns for cleaving... Better continue driving it!"