Eh, I’ve lived with my best friend/roommate for 5 years and still haven’t boinked, even after getting stuck in the dryer a couple times. Not all roommates are partners.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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How often do y'all get asked questions that clearly imply people think you are a couple?
Only from one of our neighbors that I all but ignore at this point.
Getting stuck in the dryer only lead to sex with your step brother. It doesn't work on roommates
Not with that attitude :3
Not with that additude
Against the Grain by Bad religion starts playing
According to some... uh... documentaries I've seen it can also be a cousin, step parent/child, or repair man.
How do you get stuck in a dryer and how did it get repeated?
Sometimes you're trying to reach that last sock and you just kind of get your head and shoulders wedged in there with your genitals fully exposed. This is a normal thing that happens to people all the time.
Or your head is stuck inside a force field of the drier.
It's not gay when you're saying "Ken, more" It's just making sure you get the maintenance request right.
Kimberley is a lesbian
Cool it man, they’ve got a good scheme worked out, at least wait till she gets that free dinner.
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People are really that dense huh.
I feel like the laugh-crying emojis might imply some knowledge.
I was thinking the same thing. Not everyone is oblivious.
You know, the background didn't really register with me until I saw your post. That completely changes the vibe of the post.
It does however add credence to the argument that everyone actually is oblivious
Depends how hard they are trying not to see it.
Makes sense, denial is a powerful thing.
The mother might just be an archaeologist.