TheLowestStone

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes the lesser evil is still really evil.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol same. It was my first and last interaction and the most pathetically sad threat that's ever been directed at me.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You can drop the "maybe."

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

everyone at Nintendo died

Sounds like a net gain for the gaming community.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yup. I bought The Forest for $2 a year ago and I'm sure I'll play it eventually.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

If it's between being disappeared or going to the Jersey Shore, then sign me up to be kidnapped.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

P.S. it feels like I need this disclaimer to explain why I would go there.

You did. I live here and my reaction to your post was l, "Why the fuck would you willingly come here?"

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

65/100 is a D. Anything lower is an F.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'd assume through loopholes and religious exemptions.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back when we first started dating I told my now wife, "If you're horny, don't try to be subtle. Just grab my dick."

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm betting that this counts field arrests and not just people that are brought to the station, booked, and detained. By that definition, my close friend circle in high school would have been right in line with this numbers.

I, a white cis-man, was technically arrested twice before I was 23 (once for possession of alcohol and once for possession of marijuana) but I've never been brought to the station or read my rights. Both times a field arrest report was filled out and I was issued an appearance ticket with a court date. This was in NY so your experiences with the same crimes might be wildly different.

 

Has anyone found a solution to Peacock not working on Linux? I am just starting the process of removing Google and Microsoft from my life so I am very new to Linux.

 

I guess days passing is woke...

 

Don't you ever get tired of finding coins, gemstones, generic art items, and magical items? OK, maybe not magical items...

As a long time DM, I certainly got tired of handing that stuff out. That's why I decided to make a conscious effort to embrace setting-appropriate realism when placing loot and creating random tables in my current campaign.

For example, the party journeyed through an ancient elven city that had once existed within massive, living trees that were now blighted and petrified. Each tree/building was well over 1000 feet tall and were more likely to be inhabited by monsters at higher levels While exploring the city, they passed through a variety of districts that were themed and named. Loot was then determined using tables based on district type and altitude.

The first tree they went through went like this:

  • Lower levels - residential district - loot found: sweet smelling soaps with dried leaves and spices preserved inside, a badly water-damaged book of fairy tales, some coins and basic gear found on the corpse of a dead adventurer

  • Middle levels - temple district - loot found: scented oils, decorative holy symbols, material components for cleric spells, ancient vestments, incense and a lavish burner

  • Upper levels - market district - loot found: a rare magical item, ancient promissory notes from a bank, a very complex lock with 2 keys, ancient cookware and pottery

The journey both to and through the ancient city was... harrowing. I'm running an eldritch horror campaign and this was point in the story when the horror started really ramping up.

That's why, after exiting the forest, our barbarian, Arthur, felt the need to blow off some steam by pranking our fighter, Clive. While keeping watch, Arthur dug out an ancient clay pot and filled it with warm water. Then Arthur totally biffed a stealth roll and woke Clive up while putting his hand in it.

When asked what he was doing, Arthur stammered for a moment before saying, "You found those soaps and scented oils in [the city], I thought I'd surprise you with a nice manicure."

This started a runner between those two that lasted for months and got the ball rolling on some character growth for Clive who was learning that he REALLY likes the finer things in life.

How has creative non-magical loot influenced your campaigns/characters?

tl;dr: The barbarian gives the fighter a manicure.

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