this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 16 points 1 week ago

It gets better: niplomancy

[–] acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

$$ Monetize your fetish $$

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you're problems aren't in the future, they're right now.

From my colonoscopy, it kinda looks like that deeeper in there - not as tightly packed, but wavy filaments, sure

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Looks kinda reminiscent of a tardigrade..opening

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

I know someone who's going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Shai-Hulud!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

I could do this with my eyes closed

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?