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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 147 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How do you know it's a kink?

[–] RainDog@piefed.social 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One letter away? Unless I'm missing a joke in which case feel free to "wooooosh" me.

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
K - M - N - O
0 - 1 - 2 - 3
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

He doesn't take any L's.

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

oh shit im dumb

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Oink

O->K

Kink.

Oink->Kink

Don't worry, It took me a second, too. Perspective is everything.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

LMN I'm guessing

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[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exactly, he could just be a cop.

So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

*it; he suggests personhood.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?

Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it's also funny.

And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol

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[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

she slop my hog til I oink

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

[–] SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago

This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Deeply upsetting.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not what I expected to find in this thread but I'm happy I watched it.

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