this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 158 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So... never realized that you have the exact same name as his kid? And that you look kinda like his son? Fortunately, this isn't real, especially because no one is shameless enough to not take this info to their grave.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Now I'm thinking of that reddit dude who was fucking his mom (was later confirmed to be true)

Guy with the broken arm who's mum offered to wank him

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

was later confirmed to be true

(•_•)

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're telling me that there really was a person shameless enough to knowingly fuck their mother and tell the entire world about it? I shouldn't be surprised, I retract my previous statement. Still deeply disappointed.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Winter is coming. 💦

[–] SexualPolytope 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've seen some documentaries on the second guy.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is a documentary about the "it started out with a wank because I broke my arm" guy??

[–] SexualPolytope 15 points 2 days ago

I was just trying to make a joke about all the porn that's out there with this "story".

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember broken arm guy, what about that first story?

Thats part of it. Later got to fucking

Just imagine what kind of booze & drugs bender you have to be not to be recognised after 11 years by your own relative.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your dad was cheating at 8 years old! Wild.

Gotta start early to get ahead

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heart attack bc he found out I presume

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

Ay least there’s no incest babies

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Uri@infosec.pub 10 points 2 days ago

Fakest wft of the day

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Funeral parade of roses type shit