... I got brain damage reading this
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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This text is a stroke sim
Yep. This wins the community
Yep. I'm sure your company will bring world peace. And the end of Islam.
I have seen Markov chains that come up with more coherent text
Gen X: The lead poisoned generation
What's he on?
He's a recruiter working in tech... so a combination of ego, too much hair gel, cheap aftershave, and exorbitant monthly car payments
Capitalism with a smidge of Marketing
The story is Palestinians being genocided by Israel/US. Then Israel launch an unprovoked attack (just like they did for the past 80 years). And somehow Muslims/Islam are the problem lol
Such a weird psyop narrative, at least make it kinda believable.
He surely got more than the visions in his head… got the voices too
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Mate honestly, every time I open LinkedIn there's some absolute nonsense going on. I swear it's become so much more political lately too
I've been unemployed the last six months so I've been on that hellhole daily, looking for openings. You're right, it's definitely more political now than in January.
And I guarantee that one like is from himself.
I wonder if they know what a Muslim actually is.