this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Mill some grains to flour and bring that flour to the queen so she can make some loafers

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Rotate the 8 squares around you one space counter clockwise.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Watch out for the Don Quixote gambit...

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I always tilt after seeing that Gambit

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You blow the king, obviously.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Maybe you're just not using them right.

[–] la_scriba@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why is that a reaction image?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago

It is the most appropriate reaction to someone suggesting windmills blow air like a fan. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Well not with that attitude 😂

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

arent windmills usually the ones getting blown?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I actually like this answer better hahaha!

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

You die since the king will kill you and bishops can't kill because it's a sin

[–] genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Take the bishop.

Assume his post.

Spread the heresy that the White King is the Black Queen’s illegitimate love child.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Mill the wind, obviously

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Bust out the nethertyphoon

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Subject yourself toward the Dutch king.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

You have to do something they don't expect from a windmill, harness the earth use a subterranean apc.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Blow a mutha fucka.

Roundhouse kick.

[–] sqw 0 points 2 days ago

accept the peoples' grain. return the dust.