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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That state is garbage. I’d know cos I live in Missouri

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love New Orleans, love the French Quarter, love the people, but the poverty is staggering. And NOLA is their crown jewel?!

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s how I am with stl. I love the city but this state is fucked up

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did a quick Y2K stint in St. Louis. I was amazed at how easy it is to get around by car! I'm directionally impaired, and that was long before affordable GPS, but I looked at the map at the airport and was like, "Yeah. I get that!"

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oh wow that’s funny cos a lot of people who come here get very confused by it since the layout is based off city center rather than a grid. I like it myself as well, it makes a lot of sense and allows for more diagonal travel to cut some time off your trip. Haven’t been to New Orleans myself but I really would love to see the city, it’s like our sister city with the French connection so I feel obligated to visit

[–] KeefChief13@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah 🎺🎺🎺

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

it does sound like Misery.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

What a shithole state.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Good old MAGAt speak.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

just like in order to increase vegetables in school lunches, they declared pizza a vegetable

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The logical extension of capitalist lunacy.

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 2 points 1 week ago

Just like the so progressive Germany!