Bro sold cars on the Whitehouse lawn and that is the funniest thing to happen imo. Nothing screams satirical more than POTUS being a car salesman.
Although the 4 Seasons thing was also solid
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Bro sold cars on the Whitehouse lawn and that is the funniest thing to happen imo. Nothing screams satirical more than POTUS being a car salesman.
Although the 4 Seasons thing was also solid
that covered the car/boat/jetski dealership part of his base and this is for the MLM part of his base
The cheapest fucking purfume imaginable, with extra carcinogens
Trump steaks, Trump cars, Trump card, Trump university, Trump airlines, Trump sneakers, Trump coin, Trump perfume, Trump video game, Trump board game, Trump
ambergrift
Yea, I can't wait to smell like an old man's hairpiece and sweaty diapers!
I love that this is still how he uses the presidency. The shittiest grifts you have ever seen, that only work because he's the only guy in politics with charisma.
eau de heavy duty flushing toilette
How nice of the nazis to mark themselves with a smell.
smell like trump