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putting aside the fact that there are few people of his strata in this world that i would bet smell worse than trump, having the President hock bullshit like this from the white house is one of those things that i would have considered kitschy and over the top in a satire 10 years ago but trump has done it countless times across his two terms. a competent opposition party might have something to say about this kind of stuff but i guess we'll never know

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[–] prole@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bro sold cars on the Whitehouse lawn and that is the funniest thing to happen imo. Nothing screams satirical more than POTUS being a car salesman.

Although the 4 Seasons thing was also solid

[–] dougfir@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

that covered the car/boat/jetski dealership part of his base and this is for the MLM part of his base

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

The cheapest fucking purfume imaginable, with extra carcinogens

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Trump steaks, Trump cars, Trump card, Trump university, Trump airlines, Trump sneakers, Trump coin, Trump perfume, Trump video game, Trump board game, Trump

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago
[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago
[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Yea, I can't wait to smell like an old man's hairpiece and sweaty diapers!

I love that this is still how he uses the presidency. The shittiest grifts you have ever seen, that only work because he's the only guy in politics with charisma.

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

eau de heavy duty flushing toilette

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

How nice of the nazis to mark themselves with a smell.

smell like trump