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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"So where you wanna eat tonight?"

"I'm good with anything really"

"Nice, then let's go to that pizza pl-"

"Not there"

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, you think the dumbness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dumb. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't have a brain cell until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!

[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Not a good karaoke choice though. I didn't really realize how many words there are until it really gets going.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I was so stupid I didn't realize both voices were both weird al

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Can != should

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dear Lord people on the internet are quick to offend. This person is saying "its strange that on a place where people can be anything they choose to be stupid."

He's not saying that you "can't" be stupid.

Logically, this is the same as:

Its nice that people can be anything they want on the internet, shame that some are Nazis

but you just said we can be anything we want

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Logically, this is the same as:

Its nice that people can be anything they want on the internet, shame that some are Nazis

but you just said we can be anything we want

Yes. That's the joke.