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Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine (theonion.com)
submitted 6 months ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's gonna be a 90 day extension, right?

New reality series (unfortunately)?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

They have until TikTok sells

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it wasn't for the missing "war" I almost ate it.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

A lot of people eating the onion in the comments.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 11 points 6 months ago

The prior 3 day deadline to end Ukraine came and went.

[–] WizardofIs@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

“ You gotta stop or else!

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

TACO time!

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Putin: "LOL"

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

STOP! Or I will say stop again.

[–] baggins@beehaw.org 2 points 6 months ago

Or I will taunt you a second time!

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

He couldn't end the country in 3 days so he's getting a few days more to get the job done.