If the gods didn't want us to fuck the monsters, why did they make them so damn sexy?
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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Actually, I have a permit for that
You get that bad boy on Tumblr?
There's a 100% probability it will dent your skull.
/roll 1d20
1
:(
I can see it hitting the wizard who's behind right in the noggin, as they wind up a smack.
Still 100% dented skull, just unintended target.
Levels of letting the players fuck the monsters:
- No
- Yes but you just get mauled/eaten because that's a bulette
- Yes and everythings romantic and great for a dozen sessions until it turns out the monster has been manipulating your feelings this entire time and breaks your heart and possibly some other organs in the process of betraying you.
Horny concussion.
Depending on how kinky the dm is, they use the 1 or the 20
Hands up if you have attempted to seduce a door.
how else would you enter a door?
consent is key
Pun Jail for you, pun jail for 1,000 years.
speak friend, and enter 😳
friend
The vertices all have little 20s on them.
This would have been great, especially if they used the shiny metal d20s. Like little inset gems.
But then you'd need even tinier d20s for those vertices and that's when shit hits the fractal
If DM grab this hammer like on pic, chances to be smashed by 20 are too low. Still worthy.
I've never been jealous of someone's forearm before!
Seriously, mofo is beefy.