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Didn't see it coming (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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4 inches = 10.16 centimeters. 11 centimeters on a good day.

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[-] Laser@feddit.de 47 points 1 year ago

Not really your fault if people fall to stereotypes no?

On the other hand, I think the majority of women doesn't actually care that much about getting their cervix hammered during intercourse. I know it sounds crazy. And they don't like oral sex because men's tongues are so long either.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 months ago

Like all things relating to people, it varies.

Some women actually prefer smaller penises. A friend of mine was that way - her ex husband was too big for her and sex hurt. Her next husband was smaller and she discovered that sex could be enjoyable for her, too.

Some like 'em big. And some don't care.

Except in extreme cases, it's generally not a deal breaker and usually not the most important factor for enjoyment. My girlfriend likes 'em big but her ex husband was well below average. He had skills, though, so she had no complaints (in regards to the sex, anyway).

As far as oral sex goes, you've been misinformed. Lots of women like to receive oral sex.

[-] Laser@feddit.de 17 points 11 months ago

As far as oral sex goes, you’ve been misinformed. Lots of women like to receive oral sex.

Sorry for the ambiguous wording. I meant what others wrote: The reason women like oral sex is not because men possess such big tongues.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the clarification. That makes more sense lol.

[-] thySatannic@beehaw.org 7 points 11 months ago

Ahhhw :/, I was just hoping to pleasure some women with my 8 inch tongue…

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

And they don't like oral sex because men's tongues are so long either.

Ok, the first half was accurate but there's no way this can be true.

[-] Jmdatcs@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I think he's saying the length of the tongue isn't the reason they enjoy oral.

In other words, deep penetration isn't the only way, and for some not the best way, to please a woman.

[-] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Do you think that dude just sticks his tongue up the hole and wiggles it? Cause I now do.

[-] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

That dude doesn't know how to fuck.

[-] snaptastic@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

I think they’re saying that they like it for other reasons.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

True, but also, a bottom heavy woman and doggy, and you're pretty much out.

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Look at mister big dick overhere bragging. Cries in sub 3

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

To spread some positivity: Don't forget that many women have a hard time reaching a purely vaginal orgasm to begin with. It's actually impossible for some. And while some can, you still need the stamina to get them there, which can be really though, because women take much longer than men on avg. And if that wasn't enough, you can even be too big for some.

Even more true for male partners.

Long story short: There is a big chance your size doesn't matter too much. There are plenty of partners for you, likely with problems of their own.