Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

Phone #?: 867-5309

DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.

just give them the phone number 867-5309. has always worked for me!

Everyone should have an alternate email for subscriptions/signups of all kinds.

Pay in cash and give completely false information when joining.

Tesco have done this in the UK for all their "special" offers.

and like a cucked little beta boy i got the clubcard