Can't afford to do that whenever I want 🥲

Cake is great for breakfast

The one perk about being an adult is you get to have dessert before dinner!

Except the police

This reminds me of how the guy who first proposed quantum superposition drank and smoked himself to death because he figured nothing mattered

Don't limit your self, try subbing out your normal lunch for a "cakewich".

I see you haven't purchased "The Wife" package.

Thanks for reminding me I can buy a cake by myself in college for my birthday

Your arteries will do you. Eventually. But till then: go for it!

get in my car

gross

A wild Snorlax blocks the path...

I don't even like cake that much, except Princess Cake.

If you haven't tried it, you should... It's really nice.