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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

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Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you need to learn to swallow better

im sure there are some nice men available to train you

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Especially fluextin that stuff kills

[–] grimdeter@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Mine comes in pills, they are 1000 times more comfortable to take, but I am not sure what I will do when I ll have to cancel

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Mucinex is the worst for this to happen ☹️

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Chase the pill with something carbonated. Works every time for me.