I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them

Transform back to my original form, it's tiring to keep this human appearance.

...wait?

Guys, it's like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.

Fart.

I just pull out my phone and look at re... er, lemmy

Blue Steel in the mirror.

I resist the urge to press any button.

Karate? No.

I do let my imagination play out an action/fight scene that will occur when the elevator "dings" and the doors open. Often with an action based song playing in my head.

I watch too many movies.

I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.

Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.

I reenact that scene from Captain America

Check my appearance in the mirror.

I ask the question, "Why do we exist?"

Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.

I like to take a step in, press my floor button and not turn around. Facing the back of the elevator even if someone else gets on.

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

I... exist

Looking at my phone to brainlessly scroll, just to realise I don't have signal because I'm in an elevator.

I think about why I didn't went by the stairs again and again (I like stairs, that's my sport of the day)

practice your karate

*kzzzt* Could you please stop jumping around in the elevator, you're triggering the gravity sensors and causing alarms. Thank you. *kzzzt*

I stand real close to the doors and agitate until I'm allowed out

I stare at myself in the mirrored surface. I presume there are cameras, so I don't weird out in there 😬

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

Nervously stare at my cellphone signal while I play out an entire scenario of being stuck in the elevator by myself for hours.

if no one is entering the empty elevator when I exit, I mash all the buttons.

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

I worked at a security job before. People do funny stuff when they're alone in an elevator lol.

Blue Steel in the mirror.