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[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you misunderstand. a Skeloton is a spooky stationary bike that steals your data, but it's very expensive. You could buy a knockoff skelaton, but it's more economical, privacy-protecting, and environmentally friendly to just use a dead body you already have lying around.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just get a human skeleton & ride it like god intended!

(It still steals you data, but it's for Mr Satan, so you get your hell more personalized & cozy.)

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

After the bodies in your basement decompose, don't forget to move the skeletons to your closet.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

What's this subliminal antivax meme shit going on in the skeleton image?

[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's with the cringe meme in the background? "Injured thousands of people with vaccines"?

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You know as a thumbnail i never even saw the meme behind it

E- Looks like its some form of "eat the rich" mockery?

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that how you can get away with murder? Dress up in a costume when transporting body, if people ask, say it is for a halloween prank

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Happened at least once sometime within the last decade, a dead body hanging from a tree in October, took at least a week for people to realize it wasn't just a spooky decoration 😳

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I think there was a Simpsons joke similar to this on their Sublemmy a few days ago with the mafia dumping "yard trimmings'

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, like I'm busting up the concrete again.

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I actually have an actual human skeleton under my bed right now. Seriously not joking.

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Why? Shouldn't they be standing upright in the corner of whatever room one enters when they come through your front door??

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

People gets freaked out when they see it. At first it was even taking away my sleep.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why are you hiding under your bed?
Just sleep on the bed like a normal person.
(jk - false/sarcastic gatekeeping for comedic purposes, do whatever floats you goat skeleton)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The dead bodies in the basement won't stop dancing (kinda lewdly at that).

I won't have that displayed to the public, this is a respectable household.

I'll just have to source a local rich person instead, they are always in stock lately.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago

This is a message Demented are Go could really get behind.

[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 months ago

We were supposed to keep them in the basement?? That would have been SO much easier ha ha!