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submitted 10 months ago by notnotmike@programming.dev to c/memes@lemmy.ml
  • "Would you like 20 corn tortillas?"
  • "No way that's too many"
  • "What if we cut them up, deep fry them, and add some guacamole?"
  • "We ran out bring more"
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[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

I’m sure I’ve eaten more than 4 cheese sticks before.

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

Personally 6 is about where the self loathing kicks in

8 is typically where I stop

[-] notnotmike@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

I have a friend who still brings up that all I fed him when he was at my house in high school was 12 cheese sticks. To me, that was a meal for royalty and I stand by it

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Invite him over and give him fried mozzarella sticks. See if he even bats an eye.

[-] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago

What are string cheese sticks, my precious? —A European

[-] wischi@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago
[-] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Ah okay! I think i know what that is, sort of like real mozzarella but less ripe in a way, so it peels sort of stripy?

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Low moisture mozzarella, yep. Great for baking because it melts instead of turning into a puddle under heat.

[-] socphoenix@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

pretty much, mozzarella sticks are basically just those, breaded and fried into a stick of delicious heart attack juice

[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

They can also be easily found in Europe. I see the cheestrings brand everywhere here.

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

4 string cheese sticks is too many….? Oh my.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Some men are reasonable.

Unlike us.

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Some men cover their weakness behind concepts like "reason" and "civility".

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I’m pretty sure my 7-year daughter just devoured 4 of those and some goldfish for a mid-afternoon snack the other day.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago

Wtf kinda monster mozzarella sticks are you eating if they're the size of string cheese sticks?

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 29 points 10 months ago
[-] notnotmike@programming.dev 18 points 10 months ago

Hi, welcome to Chili's

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 21 points 10 months ago

I'm going to change your life right now.

Spicy nacho cheese sauce, steaming hot.

You're welcome.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

So i just need to confirm: you are suggesting i dip my cheese in batter, then oil, then more cheese?

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

You forgot to sprinkle them with cheese after they come out of the oil.

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

What type of oil should I use?

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Chee... Cheese oil? I don't know, I'm just trying to fit in.

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Peanut oil is rarely the wrong answer. Canola oil is ok if you have plenty already.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tallow will be best though. Bonus if you go that route: you can make the original recipe of McDonald's fries but beware that you'll be (more) ruined on the trash they sell today.

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah you're right.

[-] wunami@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Tasty stuff but how does it relate to this post other than just being food?

[-] teruma@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The suggestion is that it's good with mozzarella sticks.

[-] sweeny@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Ohhh op also talks about tortilla chips so I was like

"Um yeah dude, they sell that with chips at like every stadium ever"

[-] ezterry@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

I dont understand.. the string cheese packages are more than one portion? (i mean of course im only going to have 2.. and another 2 in 5mins.. [repeat until none left])

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Ranch is for amateurs.. Go Alfredo sauce or go home!

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

why choose, more sauces are always better than less sauces

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Alfredo dipping sauce?

You, sir, have changed my world. I never thought to use it as a dipping sauce.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

You're trying to pick a fight with the entire state of Oklahoma there, buddy.

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Sounds to me like an entire state of amateurs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

While I applaud both your disparaging of the grossly overused ranch and your innovation regarding alfredo sauce, the correct mozzarella stick sauce is marinara.

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