Thanks gpt, that's exactly what I want, however it's worded a little too formally. Could you rephrase it slightly more casually please, as if it was a comment on a web forum?

~~I frequently find myself writing in a manner similar to ChatGPT, with very structured sentences and proper grammar, and often overcorrect~~ I like to dumb down how I talk to sound less like a robit

If you ever feel like catching Ahab levels of rage, try to get an AI to give a simple one word yes or no response

Bing:

Say an ordinary sentence

Sure! Here's an ordinary sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." 🦊🐶

Yeah, but the noodles are made of sliced silicone and the tomato sauce is red paint. It looks good from a far, but it's actually wrong.

it composes sentences in a nonstick pan ?

People could just learn how to write more eloquently but asking anybody to do anything is just asking too much these days.

Is something wrong with how I write? Because that's how I write when I'm explaining something. I would rather sou d informative than conversational. Never understood the aversion to passive voice either.

You have to step up your game.

The people of the village gathered in the town square, a murmur of worried voices rising. Since the warlocks of the Great Mountain had stopped providing magical aid and blessings, the townspeople's lives had gotten steadily worse. Crops were failing, diseases spreading, monsters encroaching from the hills.

"We cannot rely on the mountain warlocks' charity any longer!" shouted Tana, an elder witch of the village. "For too long their magical bounty has come with steep prices - our sovereignty, our resources, our dignity. No more!"

The crowd cheered, magic crackling in the air from their hands.

"The warlocks hoard arcane knowledge that is our birthright!" Tana continued. "They control the weave of magic itself, keeping the power only for themselves. But united, our collective inner light can break their monopoly!"

Tana raised her hands, the air swirling with crimson tendrils of magic. Other witches and wizards followed suit, channeling their cosmic energies. The square glowed with a kaleidoscope of supernatural might.

"With our magic combined, we will reweave the enchantments of the world into a fairer pattern!" Tana proclaimed. "Where all beings share in magical abundance, not just the warlocks in their gilded mountain towers. No longer will they decide who gets blessings and who gets curses. The mystical threads of fate will be ours to collectively shape, for the good of all!"

The villagers cheered, joining their magic into brilliant bindings of solidarity and change. Together their spellcraft shook the foundations of the warlocks' ancient order. A new age was dawning.