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submitted 2 years ago by postgeographix@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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... Turns out it only became more sluggish

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[-] KSposh@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

reeeeeee

good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea

[-] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

i mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"

[-] KSposh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

that does make a lot of sense

[-] BendyLemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.

[-] postgeographix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think they do? Usually i just toss them outside the garden when i find them, i am not actually into experiments on sentient wildlife

[-] KSposh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

yeaaa I'm ok without trying out that experiment 😅 I'll just put them near the dirt instead

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Instant sub. Lol got me to snort

[-] BendyLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I tried to snort yesterday.

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I hope this doesn’t get salty

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2023

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