this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2025
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The Shitpost Office

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

He likes the smell, and he eats flies. Marvin stays. Corporate can GTFO.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago

Man, imagine being on a social media platform, where you merely have to utter the name of the devil for it to show up.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

so we can check in on Marvin

doubt

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Never snitch.

[–] mceldritch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Never be a narc.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Didn't New York legalize bodega lizards?