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[–] Quokka@quokk.au 49 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They're taking the chickens to Isengard?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 27 points 1 month ago

Someone told the nazgul about cock rings, but they misunderstood.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)
Ei-sengard.

~I~ ~hope~ ~some~ ~German~ ~speakers~ ~enjoyed~ ~that~ ~pun.~

[–] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Ich ess' lieber keine Orceier.
Und die Scwänze konnen sie sich auch behalten.

Haben Orcs 'leicht Plfaumen?

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What did you say?

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One egg to rule them all, one egg to find them, One egg to bring them all and in the omelette bind them.

[–] teft@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are we sure the One Ring isn’t an everything bagel?

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[–] LAN_Mower@lemmybefree.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chickens are very poorly treated in some farms. I'd prefer not to get into details, it's very NSFW.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I think the way in which the chicken is raised ~~doesn't affect vegans~~ doesn't change the vegans stance :p

But, I think it's fair to say that some methods of eating animals are less cruel than others. It's better to get people to eat less cruel than not and better to eat less meat than not. Eating from local farms is almost always better.

[–] AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are correct that it doesn't change my stance, and I wouldn't use animal products (e.g. eggs or wool are two big ones people bring up a lot) even if I know for a fact that the animal is treated well and isn't suffering at all.

But also - I agree with you. Buying cheap wool from Amazon vs getting wool from your buddy that has some alpacas as pets is extremely different. Same for Walmart eggs (even free range ones - I have seen free range chicken farms, knew someone who treated their chickens "well" by industry standards and it was.... not great) vs getting them from the local guy down the street who has a hens that their kids play in the yard with.

I personally will never eat even those animal products because for me being consistent in every scenario is a lot easier, and I don't feel the need to justify why eating animal products is ok in certain circumstances - I just don't do it. And I feel like this is a better stance than still finding ways to still consume, but I would be much, much happier if everyone who consumed animal products only did so through such means. That would require that we as a society produce orders of magnitude less animal products, though. It's not normal or healthy for humans to consume pounds of meat every day, and we produce even more than we consume, leading to excess waste. Basically the whole system is garbage and switching to "kind" animal products would be just as, if not more, difficult than just going vegan as a society.

But yes, I would accept any ally in trying to reduce "Big Ag" or whatever people call it these days. We can argue about the most optimal way to sustain a society when we have fixed the things we can pretty much all agree are problems.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Thanks for posting that! I was gonna say most of the vegans and vegetarians I know say similar to what you said. They have a few different reasons for why they're vegan or vegetarian, but they all tend to agree that it's generally better to just... Eat less meat. Not even not eat meat, but just eat less of it. That's pretty easy to do, honestly, so it's easy to give a shot.

Heck, (and I'm not sure if I agree with this), I once heard someone say they were a vegetarian that occasionally eats meat. It's a neat way to think of it, though, and if they eat less meat because of it, then why not? Reframe it, who am I to stop them?

Regardless, I've been trying to eat less meat, mostly because the messaging works. So, keep it up!

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Heck, (and I’m not sure if I agree with this), I once heard someone say they were a vegetarian that occasionally eats meat.

There's also a separate term for it: Flexitarian.

I imagine, it's such a popular stance, because it deals well with the social expectation to eat meat, which is typically the biggest barrier for people to go vegetarian. For example, you can not eat meat while you're cooking for yourself, but then have it when you're going out with friends or family.

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[–] Jtotheb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As always these things are complicated. I do not claim to represent any group stance, but the way the animal is treated very much matters to me. How can I argue in good faith against something like Cooperative Payún Matrú, a goat herder’s collective, in the Andes? Their animals are truly free roaming. The animals’ lives are not constant suffering. It’s more sustainable than the way many of my vegetables are grown.

[–] droans@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Fwiw there's a lot of vegans who chose their stance because of how the animals are treated.

I'm not vegan but it is rather terrible. It's beginning to affect the food, too. Ever notice that a lot of chicken has the grainy/woody issue nowadays? That's caused by the chickens growing too large too fast. Their muscles experience a lot of stress and inflammation, quite often becoming so large they literally rip off of the bones.

If you want good chicken, go to a butcher or buy air-chilled.

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[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a vegetarian - this is hilarious

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

My daughter is in this meme also. No meat, but she loves her eggs

[–] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just got two dozen out of the coop this morning.

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[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (20 children)

Taking the eggs encourages egg laying which strains the chicken. It also encourages the enslavement of further generations of chickens and the suffocation or grinding up of male chicks.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I grow the males until they start fucking the shit out of the females, and then eat them before the females become bedraggled. they get a chance to explore, fight and fuck, as they are wont to do.

Hens lay eggs all the time, if they're well-fed. they'll happily eat mice, or other species, or snake eggs, or whatever they find. they're not exactly.. ..kind creatures.

If you isolate them from all other things and treat them as a pet, they'll take on pet behaviors, like a lot of creatures do. but, that's not how they naturally behave.

I have no qualms about treating something better than it would treat me, even if it does end up on my dinner plate. But chickens, like any creature, experience. ..and as such, we should do our best to give them a decent experience overall.

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