this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/38532280

What is wrong with straight people? Are they okay?

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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm going for this is a parody, but I could be wrong

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 6 points 4 months ago

I think you can safely assume it's a joke.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Just to ensure my mental health remains intact, I choose to interpret all twitter posts as jokes.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I pay by punching the cashier with a roll of quarters.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It would be more masculine to insert the quarters into the cashier. The penetration is the point.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Gold bullets are like $400 a pop

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

That's probably someone's kink.