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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

It took a week of people using the bottle as ranch sauce before the owners realized that customers were quietly eating hand sanitizer and complaining about the flavor.

If they hadn't put up the sign ... people would still be eating hand sanitizer.

It's the world we live in today.

:(

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, fat free ranch

Don't mind if I do...

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 6 points 3 months ago

Ooh, vegan ranch

Don’t mind if I do…

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

If there’s a better way of sanitizing my chicken wings I’m all ears.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago