saltnotsugar

Sorry if this triggers “freedom lovers” but the CROWN was given by GOD to the KING.

/s just in case

Come see Rome…before Rome sees you.

Cheeky cloud. What are you doin man? Get up in the sky the suns watchin!

When people think of banking, they want to see people dressed as Skavin…like our new hire here! You know what? He’s promoted.

I dream of a day where you’d have some kind of carriage architecture where only carriages can take you places and businesses are far apart.

Now I’m picturing the Nazgûl doing the song and dance routine. Gollum clacking his shackles together in one scene.

Can we see it?

Oh come on, like that thing doesn’t call your winky like the one ring tempted Frodo!

Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Laika was clever enough to steal the rocket, and take off. The Soviets had to make up the space exploration stuff just to cover this up.

LIB-TA-TORS. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.