"insert tongue in circular opening to simulate nipple"
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Good pick!
Fond memories of this album as an "edgy" teenager. "The Bad Touch" was a phenomenon. My friends and I still randomly quote "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" to this day. "I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance."
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.