this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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A condom could have prevented this post.
Heh, in more ways than one
you mean for them or their parents?
Yes
wouldn't a condom make it easier to retrieve the bussy pearl?
There was a point where you could’ve not shared this information. I could be presently living in a world where I had not read this
Where's the fun in that though
people were always like this.
the assumption that we are degenerating is literally fascist propaganda.
look into Pompeii graffiti, usually this type of discourse doesn't make it into the "proper" literature and is not preserved. but it was always there.
Shakespeare is full of innuendo, Mozart has a song titled "lick me in the ass", or monk drawings full of dicks, even in the bible someone fucks a dude with a donkey dick.
those are examples i came up on top of my head, we were always like this.
On one hand, agreed. On the other, this is non sequitur as fuck
I might be stupid this morning, what exactly is the non sequitur?
They said they'd prefer to live in a world where this didn't get posted (no mention of the past). You then bring up the idea that people in the past were less perverted wasn't a thing. But they didn't talk about some mythological past, they were talking about the point in history when OP decided to post this. If OP hadn't posted this, we wouldn't've have to read it.
So you bringing up the mythologized past is the non sequitur.
i see now. though there was a non sequitur in my statement. not that my statement itself is a non sequitur.
just wanted to say that those things are natural, and while not wanting them sounds innocuous, it ends up bundled up with fascism.
There will always be haters
technically, they for l could put it in a peal clam and turn it into a real pearl...
not a bad service, turn a small personal object into a pearl. like a grain of sand from the beach of your first date, a bit of brick from your first house... I ran out of ideas, it'll be 2000$ per pearl
I know nothing about breeding and raising such oysters, but that actually sounds like the sort of thing that could work as a niche business.
it's also so easily scammed. just give them whatever low quality pearl you got laying around. how they are going to test it?
Wouldn't it be their bussy?